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quotes #2

Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest
fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.

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Sheldor is AFK.

john hughes 1950-2009

RIP.

jeg skjønner ikke hva du mener...

yes, we're obsessed with jason schwartzman

cecilia, the youngest, was 13. and lux was 14. bonnie was 15. mary was 16. and therese was 17.

quotes #1

"You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you." Ethan, Slackers.

"I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses - hot! Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown." - Andy Bernard, The Office.

"Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs and putting on plays. I should probably be trying harder to score chicks." Max Fischer, Rushmore.

"He has this disease where his head is shaved except he doesn't have to shave it because he doesn't have any hair in the first place. Don't talk about it around him though, it might offend him." Francis L. Whitman , The Darjeeling Limited.

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